My buddy Peter has created the ultimate 2010 Halloween costume. Check out his How-To video below.

Honey, I need to talk to you about something. You might want to sit down. Well, it’s hard to know exactly how to say this but…

I’ve been cheating on you with another blog. Her name is PopTen. She’s a dot-net.

I’m sure you’ve been wondering where all my introspective political posting has been of late, or whatever happened to Your Weekly Media, and why don’t I ever tell you stories from European and Asian lands. I don’t even want to talk about the pictures. I can say now that all those things will always be ours.

But this new blog – I met her through friends – she just offers a different kind of outlet, you know what I mean? I can be more myself with her. Goofy and nerdy and use cuss words and all the other things I just don’t feel I can be around you. It’s top-ten lists (the horror) and pop-culture musings.

I’ve given it some thought, and I think it’s time for us to add a little e-spice to our lives. So we’re going to have a blogging-threesome. That means that from now on, I’ll cross-post my PopTen posts over here at What-What.com. I’ll still add personal and other things to you from time to time, and I think you should also start subscribing to her RSS feed to keep up with what her other authors are doing.

To give you a head start on my secret history, you can see all my PopTen posts here. I’ve discussed some important things, as you’ll see, from which lovable movie alien life form kicks more ass, sorry, butt, to a top ten list of the worst band names from this year’s Warped Tour.

I hope this new relationship status works for you, and I have some other “just us” things in mind for you very soon (hint: shifting to a design/photo showcase site cuz I need some jobs plz).

I still love you baby, and I know we can work through this.

And pretty nicely edited, as well. See the original post here for links to all the original videos. Favorites?

It’s been a long, long time since my last post. I do have lots and lots of pictures to share, and a few stories as well, but for some reason I haven’t been bitten by the writing bug in a while and so those things may have to wait. But that certainly doesn’t mean I haven’t been reading. I am definitely in the camp of people who believe that the internet is not a bad influence in the literary lives of our younger generations, and while I certainly watch a whole lot of video clips online, I’m just as likely to be reading any of several dozen blogs or news sources, or watching one of the fantastic TED or Google Talks.

In that vein, I wanted to share a comprehensive (not exhaustive – there’s a lot I left out, amazingly) collection of my links and bookmarks – everything from news sources to my friends who blog to stupid YouTube video aggregators. Some of these may be familiar, some not, but all are worth a look (all links open in a new tab or window).

Recent Finds:

Best of Craigslist – from novel-length explanations of why you should or should not be cruising the personals section looking for Mr./Ms./Mrs./? Right to where to get a duck egg that someone’s cat brought home for cheap. Always entertaining!

Best of Wikipedia – Twice a day, here you will find bizarre things on, or recently removed from, Wikipedia that you had no idea existed (today: “Triboluminescence“). Archiving this junk is exactly why the internet was invented. Except for porn that is.

Racialicious - Thoughtful, varied blogging on race issues and non-issues in contemporary culture.

News and politics:

The Daily Dish, by Andrew Sullivan – Hands down the most important political blog out there, and winner of the “Best Blog” category at least this year and probably previously. Written by a self-described “conservative” British expat who is homosexual, HIV-positive and married to an American. Thoughtful, exhaustive discussions and debates span the gamut of politics, religion, culture, war, civil rights and more.

Wonkette - A hyper-savvy political satire blog. Skews left but leaves no political misdeed unexposed, usually with a Blingee-enhanced picture attached.

Freakonomics - For when I want a fix of off beat economics-related wool-gathering. I highly recommend the book as a great way for those a bit intimidated by “the dismal science” to get initiated, and I am certainly convinced by their thesis that incentives (positive and negative) drive most of our behavior.

Climate Progress – I will refrain from listing the half-dozen or so “green” blogs (Green, Inc. being the first stop) and sites that I attempt to keep on top of, but this one is worth mentioning as a premiere source of climate change related no-holds-barred political commentary, backed up with studious scientific analysis. THE place for talking points when attempting to educate the flat-earth (aka climate change denial) crowd.

Also see: NYT, The Atlantic, New Yorker, Mother Jones, Reuters AlertNet, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Al-Jazeera English.

Arts and Culture:

Boing Boing – A directory of wonderful things that is one of the best sources of information for our wired, connected lives. Used to really capture the zeitgeist, but its writers are beginning to show their age and predictable patterns emerge. Thankfully they get an incredible variety of guest bloggers, from my buddy who helped launch the fantastical Atlas Obscura to a couple of Muslim bloggers who turned me onto All Things Pakistan.

Judith Warner – Blogs about women, motherhood, feminism and politics for the NYT. Good because it’s authentic.

Vice - Dirt dog takes over the mainstream. So played, and yet who else is there?

Consumerist - Look here before you buy anything. Also teaches you how to get results from any customer service rep in existence.

Things You Wouldn’t Know If We Didn’t Blog Incessantly (TYWKIWDBI) – Lots of interesting posts, from rare butterflies to old-timey photos.

Also see: Jezebel (and all of the other Gawker sites), Losanjealous, Buddyhead, Arab Parrot, This Isn’t Happiness

Comics:

Penny Arcade – About video games and stuff.

The Fart Party – About a whiny chick in Brooklyn.

Alien Loves Predator – Playing with dolls.

Foreign:

Pink Tentacle – Weird Japanese stuff.

Pestiside - Hungarian gossip in English.

PUFFF.hu – Hungarian electronic music site.

Funnies:

FailBlog - A guaranteed dose of “no matter how shitty I feel about my life, there’s always someone that’s more of a jackass than me.”

Fuck You, Penguin – Buy the book!

Item Not As Described – As described.

Dickipedia – A wiki of dicks. People, that is.

Also see: Passive Aggressive Notes Dot Com

Media:

The Big Picture – Awesomest mainstream photo blog I’ve found yet.

Pandora - Make up your own damn radio stations.

SomaFM - Groove Salad is the best ambient background funk around.

KCRW - One of the best NPR stations in the world.

Nations Photo Lab – Where I get prints done. Great prices and fine quality.

Today’s Big Thing – Viral videos.

Useful tools:

Flip - Makes your text uʍop ǝpısdn.

TinyURL - Makes a long link short.

Google News Timeline – Expresses news stories from a variety of selectable sources in a timeline that goes back decades.

GapMinder.org – Statistics about the thorny issues out there.

Good Guide – How environmentally and socially sustainable is your shampoo? How about your toothpaste?

Friends:

Curious Expeditions

Japandroo

YellyElly

Second Skin

Working Definition

Whew, that was a long list! You can see I sort of petered off there at the end. Probably I should get back to looking for a job now. Post your favorite links in the comments!

Via The Daily Dish, somebody with a lot of time on their hands (or not?) has tapped into a fascinating little game:

Newest mental toy:

1. Go to Google.
2. Type in the beginning of a common phrase (e.g., “how do I..”, “where are…”, “is barack…”)
3. Look at the drop-down list of suggested searches.
4. If appropriate, laugh riotously.
5. e.g.,

Try it yourself, and add any fun results in the comments. Or if you want to send me a screenshot for a later post, email it to me at info [at] what-what [dot] com.

So the most recent viral video that’s been making its way around the ‘nets is called “David After Dentist” and depicts a boy just after having a tooth pulled who is still drugged up on anesthesia and is basically drunk. It’s been generating a lot of comment for being both funny and controversial. I think a lot of us can relate to what David is going through here, but was it right for his father (I assume) to film him in a moment of weakness and put it on the internet? Would he have guessed that it would garner a staggering 4 million views in just one week ? And that it would spawn a large number of “remixes“?

For The Win, David asks: “Is this real life?” The question of our times indeed.

Here is the original:

And here is my favorite remix so far, the METAL version! Headbanging and all. It rulez.

The Buffalo Beast (a blog, a site, a newspaper?) has published its annual list of the “50 Most Loathsome People in America“. It’s incendiary, no-political-persuasions-spared, and completely hilarious.

Snip:

43. You

Charges: You think it’s your patriotic duty to spend money you don’t have on crap you don’t need. You think Hillary lost because of sexism, when it’s actually because she’s just a bad liar. You think Iraq is better off now than before we invaded, and don’t understand why they’re so ungrateful. You think Tim Russert was a great journalist. You’re hopping mad about an auto industry bailout that cost a squirt of piss compared to a Wall Street heist of galactic dimensions, due to a housing crash you somehow have blamed on minorities. It took you six years to figure out what a tool Bush is, but you think Obama will make it all better. You deem it hunky dory that we conduct national policy debates via 8-second clips from “The View.” You think God zapped humans into existence a few thousand years ago, although your appendix and wisdom teeth disagree. You like watching vicious assholes insult each other on TV. You support gun rights, because firing one gives you a chubby. You cuddle falsehoods and resent enlightenment. You think the fact that 43% of whites could stomach voting for an incredibly charismatic and eloquent light-skinned black guy who was raised by white people means racism is over. You think progressive taxation is socialism. 1 in 100 of you are in jail, and you think it should be more. You are shallow, inconsiderate, afraid, brand-conscious, sedentary, and totally self-obsessed. You are American.

Exhibit A: You’re more upset by Miley Cyrus’s glamour shots than the fact that you are a grown adult who is upset about Miley Cyrus.

Sentence: Invaded and occupied by Canada; all military units busy overseas without enough fuel to get back.

As the article has been linked from ten million sites, it’s not always possible to access it due to their undoubtedly off-the-charts bandwidth requests. But check back in a day or two if you can’t get there now. The idiots of 2008 won’t be disappearing that quickly.

Or at least not like this. Yeah dude!

Sauteed Baby Bok Choy, Garlic and Portobello Mushrooms

I discovered this dish when I lived in San Francisco in the summer of ’69, I mean, ’01, as a student on Trinity’s now-defunct San Francisco program, where I stayed in a historic mansion with a live-in chef named James, learned about sixties counterculture (read into that whatever you like), got addicted to Counter-Strike and wrote my final essay about the evil that is Disneyland, after four grueling days of roller coasters, that is.

As nobody knows, San Francisco has an incredible Chinatown, and the restaurants there are probably some of the best on this side of the Pacifico. I used to cruise on my own in those days (ha, not like now, no sirree) and I popped into the most non-descript basement I could find and ordered up a vegetable I’d never heard of. (This was the summer when my vegetarianism became what it is today, which is to say, lacking.)

Bok Choy is Chinese for “cabbage”, which is exactly what it sounds like. Portobello mushrooms are Whole-Foods speak for “bourgeois”, and they even came pre-sliced. Neither of these items could be found in either Japan or Hungary, which is yet more proof of how Obama has saved us all. Garlic comes from heaven, and it can be found in Hungary, where it is called “fokhagyma”, and Japan, where it is referred to as “ninniku”. I don’t know what “nin” means, but “niku” means meat. See what I said about vegetarianism?

We’ll be pairing this dish with unsalted white rice, which is how the Chinese would do it, and we should all begin learning a lot more about China these days. Anyway, the vegetables themselves will not fill you up, so a carbohydrate is necessary. Remember to eat every last grain, or you will be disrespecting the poor farmers who broke their backs planting, harvesting and de-shelling that rice, not to mention carrying it all the way from China to Fresh Pond Circle. Recipe after the jump.

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